SHOCKER ALERT!

Jake and Vienna called it quits! Now I know she's saying it's because they rarely did the dirty, but I think her other assumption is more dead on...he's gay! I can't wait until he comes out and goes for the mock turtle neck dickie!

If I could sign it, I would!

And by sign, I mean sign language...buh bye! Thank you, Ali for finally giving ol' Deafy Deaferton the boot! Seriously, the look on her face when Bubble Throat showed her his tattoo... It was awkward, uncomfortable, you're a psycho, are you gay?, all rolled into one big, "yep, you just confirmed it, you're done". Come on now, the 11 studs?! Really? I was unaware that people even used the term "stud" anymore? It was all just horrific. Almost as bad as the helicopter exit, just leaving him behind. Just pitiful abc.

Now let's move onto that other guy the was denied a rose. You know, what's his name? Honestly I can't even remember, and he wasn't even on enough for me to come up with one or more clever nick-names. The most memorable thing he did was tell her that he likes Mexican food, and that was right before she let him go. Good luck in your future relationships bucko!

This last tid bit is for my own entertainment and provided to me by my friend Jessica, who's friend was so crafty, that I had to share it with all of you. Can you guess what we call him? (We'll see how much longer he lasts!)

I heart Albie Manzo.

He's gorgeous, funny and Italian!

Call me!

Jealous!

I especially love Joey's Public Enemy shirt!

Ugh.

I have been partially disgusted with Yahoo all day today. I went on the famous site earlier to check one of my e-mail accounts and to my dismay, one of their headlining stories was that, annoying couple, Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green are engaged. Have they forgotten that this has already happened once with these two and is most definitely NOT headline worthy news?!

I also found it quite entertaining that she dropped the ring in the sand and "despite a lengthy search by hotel staffers, the ring was never found". And by entertaining, I mean completely and totally annoying.

I love that they couldn't look for the ring themselves, you know, because they're above that. So they send the hotel staff after it. And that after an unsuccessful search, they just gave up on it and left it behind. I'm not sure if they've heard of metal detectors or not? But if I dropped 2 carats of shimmer, I'd be searching....all night if I had to! That's like saying, yeah, my vagina just melted off in that tanning bed; It's cool though, I'll just buy another. (this almost happened to me once, but that's another story). It's your engagement ring, that is supposed to be something special, almost one of a kind because of the emotion behind it. Eff you in the A for being so stuck up!

Just to throw this out there, she also has a whore-house tattoo of his name on her hip. If it said David Silver, I'd let her slide a bit. But it doesn't. So game over.

And the Bachelorette gets even more painful.

Enough is enough. Whether you are one of the masses that thinks he (Kasey) is deaf, eats way too much peanut butter, has a perma-bubble in his throat, whatever it may be. We can all agree on the fact that he should NEVER sing! Listening to him speak is cringe worthy enough!

After the, not one, but two terrible serenades that are now in the "Slit Your Wrist and be Done With it" hall of fame (which is what I wished he would've done over getting that crazy/gay/stupid tattoo). And the "I will murder you, if you don't love me" look he gave her after it was over. Oh wait, and the whole chasing her around the dark museum and grunting like an ape thing. I guess Ali really had no other choice but to keep his waxy, slightly burn victim looking ass around for another round. But seriously, please call it quits after this next episode. I don't know if I can handle much more. And I'm sure that abc has now hired enough body guards to keep him from killing you.

Then we move onto the Weatherman. There's not a whole lot to say about this guy, other than the fact that I'm half tempted to make him a shirt that says "I'm a douche bag" on it, since that's what his aura already reads. Seriously dude, you cried when you had to kiss her. And then you pull out a guitar and sing to her as if that was going to help your cause to stick around and someday, maybe, lose your virginity. No thank you. Buh bye!

And I'm not quite sure if all of these gents understand the point of the show? They keep getting butt hurt by Justin for trying to spend as much time with Ali as possible, even if it means cutting into someone else's date or hobbling up a hill to see her. Um, isn't that the point? To win her over and show her the lengths that you're willing to go to do so. Dumb asses! Let's step up our game some shall we, boys? Instead of just whining and bitching. Pull the tampon out of your ass and admit that you wish you'd thought of that first and try to be the first to do it next time.

Overall here is my opinion: Chris L. is decent, Justin is very good looking and not there to promote his alter ego, Jesse can sing and is cute too, Frank is a stalker, Roberto is her Latino sex pot, and who in the hell knows why Craig R. is still on the show? And for the rest of them, who are they again?

(In case you missed it - the first deaf song)

One more reason....

Why I'll never become a fan of Lifehouse and will never watch the movie Splice.
Every time the commercials for that movie come on, I get creeped out and wonder who in the eff comes up with stuff like that. And while listening to Pandora in my car yesterday, one of Lifehouse's horrendous songs came on. Before blowing my brains out, I picked up my phone to change it and saw a pic of the band. Then it all made sense.

Lifehouse drummer/Splice's "Dren"

Quite possibly two of the smartest men alive...

Dolce & Gabbana! These men have conquered fashion (with their share of WTF were you thinking items in the mix) and now they've come up with an even better way to sell it!

Not only have they teamed up with Bacardi to create their own signature cocktail (which I can't wait to try!). But, they've also opened a bar in two of their stores! And if you've ever gone shopping after enjoying a few drinks, you know how easy it is to see things as a "must have, right now" as apposed to a more sober "maybe next time, after I pay my bills". Genius boys, genius!