Friday, October 1, 2010

Oh, well hello doctor!

I would like to bring to your attention, just one more reason why I watch Grey's Anatomy. Please feast your eyes on Dr. McDoME! (but not for too long because he's mine, bitches!)



As if his mocha skin and piercing blue eyes weren't enough to make a girl swoon. He just had to go and take his shirt off. Thank you to whichever woman writer, wrote that into the next episode.

I would like to add him to my laundry list of reasons I can't stop watching...and here are a few more....






(Sorry, these were the only ones I could find spur of the moment.)

Really though, the show is damn good and the woman are great too! I just don't have the desire to make sweetness with them.

Monday, September 20, 2010

Whoa now....

When I initally saw this picture on my beloved Perez, I thought to myself "What freaking city would put this shiz up?!" Then I read a little and BOOM! Speechless....



What the eff is wrong with PORTLAND?!
Yes kids, I said it. Our home sweet home did this. Please continue on with your day in embarrassment.
(And if you actually know where this sign is, please tell me so I can see it with my own two eyes. Because until I see it, it's not real...kind of like vampires).

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Get out of my dang mind!

While Zac Efron may not be my ideal piece of man meat, Perez Hilton and I are definitely of the same page when it comes being there for our fellas. After a recent interview about what a sensitive little boy Zac is (after crying during Toy Story 3), Perez had this perfectly stated response...

"Aww, BB! Should you ever feel like seeing a sad movie again, we'll clear our schedule so you'll have a shoulder to cry on. You pick the day, place and movie and we'll be there! (Wearing a shirt is optional and not encouraged.)"

Haha! I heart you Perez!

Friday, September 10, 2010

Hel-lo!

I never realized Courtney yuck face Love had a twin brother?!

Friday, August 6, 2010

Miss me?

Okay, okay, okay...I know it's been FAR too long since I've last updated this thing, but to my defense, I have no internet at home. And work has been far too busy to have any "me" time. But today is Friday, my boss is on vaca and the rest of the people that care about my business left early to enjoy the sunshine (that I get to "see" out four layers of windows). So here it goes....

I'm going to skip over the boring stuff and get right down to business.

THE BACHELORETTE FINALE!




I'm not going to lie, I was a little on the fence about who she'd pick. Would she go for Chris, the nice boy, who loves his Mama above all others, and would probably be a great father and husband? Or go straight for the sex-pot Roberto, with that amazing smile, great body and probably loves to put out?
Good choice Ali, you're only young once. And I can only image that the older you get, the harder it is to have super hot sex. Bravo honey.
Sadly for her (but not for the rest of us single ladies, that are more than willing to mingle with those abs and mouth), it's pretty certain that these two will not last. I can't imagine that moving across the country for a girl that is uber annoying you barely know, and then move right in with her will turn out well. But hell, it's worth a shot. Especially when you're making money while doing it.

For your sake I wish I had so much more to contribute and say about it, but honestly, I could care less. It got more boring as it went on, with the acception of a few things here and there, and all I could think about was The Bachelor Pad and super hot Jesse. So I'm ending it here. But promise to bring much better material and commentary with TBP and whatever awesome stuff comes along with, good or bad.

Wednesday, July 7, 2010

Aww...sad face for LiLo.

Our little ray of sunshine is getting her own slab of cement. Luckily for her, according to a spokesperson for the Sheriff, she'll most likely only serve 25% of her 90 day sentence. And on top of that, I'm sure she'll get to drop that annoying SCRAM bracelet, that keeps getting her into more trouble.

Thursday, June 24, 2010

SHOCKER ALERT!

Jake and Vienna called it quits! Now I know she's saying it's because they rarely did the dirty, but I think her other assumption is more dead on...he's gay! I can't wait until he comes out and goes for the mock turtle neck dickie!