Tuesday, June 15, 2010

And the Bachelorette gets even more painful.

Enough is enough. Whether you are one of the masses that thinks he (Kasey) is deaf, eats way too much peanut butter, has a perma-bubble in his throat, whatever it may be. We can all agree on the fact that he should NEVER sing! Listening to him speak is cringe worthy enough!

After the, not one, but two terrible serenades that are now in the "Slit Your Wrist and be Done With it" hall of fame (which is what I wished he would've done over getting that crazy/gay/stupid tattoo). And the "I will murder you, if you don't love me" look he gave her after it was over. Oh wait, and the whole chasing her around the dark museum and grunting like an ape thing. I guess Ali really had no other choice but to keep his waxy, slightly burn victim looking ass around for another round. But seriously, please call it quits after this next episode. I don't know if I can handle much more. And I'm sure that abc has now hired enough body guards to keep him from killing you.

Then we move onto the Weatherman. There's not a whole lot to say about this guy, other than the fact that I'm half tempted to make him a shirt that says "I'm a douche bag" on it, since that's what his aura already reads. Seriously dude, you cried when you had to kiss her. And then you pull out a guitar and sing to her as if that was going to help your cause to stick around and someday, maybe, lose your virginity. No thank you. Buh bye!

And I'm not quite sure if all of these gents understand the point of the show? They keep getting butt hurt by Justin for trying to spend as much time with Ali as possible, even if it means cutting into someone else's date or hobbling up a hill to see her. Um, isn't that the point? To win her over and show her the lengths that you're willing to go to do so. Dumb asses! Let's step up our game some shall we, boys? Instead of just whining and bitching. Pull the tampon out of your ass and admit that you wish you'd thought of that first and try to be the first to do it next time.

Overall here is my opinion: Chris L. is decent, Justin is very good looking and not there to promote his alter ego, Jesse can sing and is cute too, Frank is a stalker, Roberto is her Latino sex pot, and who in the hell knows why Craig R. is still on the show? And for the rest of them, who are they again?



(In case you missed it - the first deaf song)

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